MIRACLES DO HAPPEN SHIT

1-enoch:

last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that

(via mommaraptor)

pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

(via shirosakis)

c-caster:

c-caster:

i was in a lecture and i saw a girl posting a bunch of hipster posts on tumblr and cuz i was bored i sent her a message on anon saying ‘you shouldn’t be on tumblr in class’ aND SHE FUCKING YELPED IN CLASS WHEN SHE READ IT AND I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ON THE SPOT

LMAO I MESSAGED HER AGAIN BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND

JSAKCBAJNDSKCCL’LJ

I’mabadperson

(via sassacas)